I do NOT like the return of the 80s, but it’s not like the ruffle front blouses where I just won’t wear them. I think that the 80s knock-offs can generally be worked around, made 21st century, or at least be passed off as “comfortable in winter.” I comfort myself with the knowledge that most people aren’t trading in their wardrobes for this crap – even the most resolute fashion hounds have taken a hit from the economy, and that means clothing gets stretched for another year no matter what the self-proclaimed denizens of the fashion industry say. But if you feel a need to nod to it, these clothes aren’t offered IN plus but can work on plus – though I recommend you add belts, scarves and perhaps take a scissors to strategic areas so you look like you have some shape.
Alexander McQueen has given me much amusement in particular. This sweater is priced at $545 US:
Isn’t this just…fugly? I’d certainly thank my family member profusely and get the receipt – I would gladly use it to boost that emergency savings fund Dave Ramsey is always on about!
Normally I skip the designer hate, especially since one or two luxury goods in a wardrobe can be a morale boost in the darkness, but this stuff was designed and constructed after everyone knew the economy hit the skids. Essentially McQueen & co. is saying with the release of $1800 sweaters with designs that were a rehash twenty years ago is that the only people in the world that matter are the wealthy size sixes-and-below; the company is even flipping off its own employees with this crap.
I’m not angered by the designs – whatever, it’s preparing for winter – but for that price? Even those who live at six figures or higher for years at a time have got to be rolling their eyes. There’s luxury – and then there’s bullshit.







