Actually, I am not about to go in a barrel over Niagara falls

But don’t think I haven’t thought about it.

This particularly silly lingerie is a combination of a Bare Necessities strapless bra from a few years back with a body shaper I just purchased from Fresh Pair. It’s what I got to wear beneath a dress sent to me by Posh Shoppe. I’m a little clear on what part it actually shaped – as far as I could tell, I still have rolls that show. But hand me a barrel, and I’d be good to go!